Austin: What animal are you?
Me: A cheetah
A: No Mommy. You are a hippo.
M: Why a hippo?
A: You eat grass.
M: Oh, I see, and what animal are you?
A: A Pooh Bear (the kid does love honey!)
M: What does a pooh bear eat?
A: Grass
M: Are you sure?
A: Noooo....pooh bear eats poop.
M: No! That's gross! Are you a pooh bear because you like to eat honey?
A: YEAH! That's it! That's it mommy!
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Grocery shopping at 5pm, AKA, the busiest time known to man.
Austin is in the "car" (yes, I'm now the mom pushing around the stretch limo grocery carts running to everything) and is talking to himself. Suddenly, he yells at the top of his lungs:
"HEY BUNNY! HEY BUNNY! HEY BUNNY!"
I look around trying to find a bunny. I am really hoping that there is a bunny, and not somebody with gigantic ears or anything. The other day we saw a friend's baby and he said, "Hey Baby, your face looks funny." But, I digress. There is a big stuffed one on top of a display of CocaCola.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE SHELF?!?! YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE FARM!!!!"
Then he went back to driving his little car.
1 comment:
This is great and I'm sure it's just the beginning of what he may come out with. Hippo comment could have been much worse. Also, I hate those carts.
Jenn
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